Sloppy to Sober

The top minds at MIT are working on a sobering new science.  They’re developing a brand new pill that can take you from a drunk mess to sober in just a few seconds.  The booze buster is full of enzymes kind of like the ones you have in your liver and intestines that help you digest the alcohol.  It’s not quite ready for humans yet but they have done tests on drunk mice that dropped their blood alcohol count almost immediately.  No timetable yet on when this will be available to the masses.