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Philadelphia’s ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’ has been arrested: police

PHILADELPHIA, Pa. (PIX11) – The Philadelphia “Swiss Cheese Pervert” has been arrested, ending his infamous carnal and very public relationship with dairy products, cops say.

Christopher Pagano, 41, of Norristown, was arrested after he allegedly approached women on at least three different occasions with cheese covering his genitals, then exposed himself and asked them to masturbate him.  Others described similar requests from a person they believed to be Pagano on dating websites.


One Mayfair resident, Gabby Chest, who was 19 at the time, told the Philadelphia Daily News she was contacted on the site OKCupid by a man looking for someone “to perform masturbation on him with cheese.”  The guy admitted to her in an excerpt given to the paper, that the “soft, smooth feeling” of cheese, and its “milky complections (sic)” reminded him of girls.  “So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.”

Chest said the picture on the man’s profile matched that one posted on the Facebook page of the Mayfair Town Watch, a local volunteer anti-crime group.

Pagano was arrested at his suburban Norristown home Thursday.



A reporter from recently went on a local radio show, WMMR’s Preston &Steve Show, to talk about the strange case.  Multiple woman claiming to have seen or been contacted by Pagano called in:



2 Comments to “Philadelphia’s ‘Swiss Cheese Pervert’ has been arrested: police”

    anthonymwilliams said:
    January 16, 2014 at 9:41 PM

    I guess he wanted to produce cheese whiz out of his vienna sausage while wrapped in swiss

    MyTakeOnIt said:
    January 17, 2014 at 4:15 AM

    C'mon perverts and rapists. They make life sized dolls. Leave people alone with your perversions and buy a doll.

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