Naked man shocks Turkey Hill employees in Palmyra

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PolicebadgeGenericPolice are looking for a man who walked into a Turkey Hill store in Palmyra wearing only a ski mask. It happened Sunday morning around 2:13 a.m. along the 100 block of West Main Street.

Employees say the naked man fled the store when they contacted police.

He is described as a white male, approximately 50 years of age, heavy set, 6 feet in height.

Anyone with information is asked to contact police at 717-838-8188.


  • free speaker

    chicken c**** !! shocks how did have a shocker tool ???? turkey hill sucks b***** and cops are punkazzthug b*******

    • Frank

      You might be called "free speaker", but you sure cannot be called intelligent. Every keystroke you make shows just how stupid you really are. Apparently you've been fired from Turkey Hill or you wouldn't have make the comment you made. Next you are apparently too stupid to stay out of trouble or you wouldn't refer to the cops as you did. But then your probably a high school drop out dead beat, wasted fool anyway.

  • manunited

    I was guessing the original commenter was probably the guy that went into the Turkey Hill naked to start with.

  • MyTakeOnIt

    ~totally ignoring the comments above~

    Interesting age estimation without seeing the guy's face. Any tattoos? Piercings? Chest hair (or elsewhere)? Circumcised? Aroused or cold?

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