Woman accused of shooting missile through window has unbelievable name

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Photo: Polk County Sheriff’s Department

A Florida woman is arrested for allegedly shooting a missile into an occupied car, according to the police report.  What may be even more ridiculous though, is the woman’s name.  The paperwork clearly shows “Inmate Name:  METHENEYCRYSTAL.” That’s right, the woman’s name is Crystal Metheney.  

A reporter from the website Jezebel confirmed that this was indeed the woman’s real name, and responded saying “Sir, this is Florida. We have a lot of interesting names here.”

PIX11 reports that Metheney has had prior run-ins with the law, and was busted for drug possession in 2012. But her drug of choice was marijuana, not crystal meth.


Photo: Polk County Sheriff’s Department


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