So when news began circulating this week that a fox has been seen roaming around the borough, the person in charge of the department's Facebook page saw another chance to lighten things up a little.
In a Facebook post Wednesday, the Lititz Borough Police Department offered some tips for dealing with the Lancaster County town's latest celebrity.
"Here is a basic rundown of a few simple Yes/No scenarios for the current FOX situation," the post reads.
YES - We are aware that there is a cute, fluffy, playful Fox roaming the neighborhoods in Lititz.
YES - We are aware that it is not a normal occurrence to witness a Fox roaming the neighborhoods in Lititz. However, Bald Eagles, Falcons, Hawks, Coyote, Deer, etc… all seem to pass through Lititz from time to time.
NO - Do not attempt to catch or play fetch with the Fox, it is a wild animal. Act accordingly and exercise common sense and self-survival for yourself, children, and pets.
NO - You DO NOT need to call 911 to report a FOX out for a leisurely stroll in the neighborhoods of Lititz
NO - You DO NOT need to inbox us DEMANDING we evict the FOX roaming the neighborhoods in Lititz
YES - Call the PA Game Commission if the FOX appears in distress, rabid, mange, aggressive behavior, etc… at (717)787-4250
*YES - It is appropriate to call 911 to report a FOX breaking into someone's home and stealing their jewelry, weapons, and valuables.
*YES - It is appropriate to call 911 to report a FOX entering unlocked vehicles in the middle of the night to steal loose change and miscellaneous items.
*YES - It is appropriate to call 911 to report a severely inebriated FOX stumbling around, making obscene gestures, and urinating in public.
YES - DO click on this link below and take about 5 minutes to educate yourself, and then further educate those around you, about how to cohabitate peacefully amongst the wildlife, specifically a Fox.
**Disclaimer** Any of the aforementioned scenarios with an * next to it are satire, and most likely will never ever happen, but who knows, its a crazy world out there.